These two fags were doing what comes unnaturally when
they were disturbed by a policeman. They ran and hid in an
alley. The policeman searched and eventually found one of
them. He told him, "when I catch your boyfriend I'm going to
shove this nightstick right up his ass."
Just then a voice from a nearby dustbin called "I'm over here,
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.