OW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a **** - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS -She is PECTORALLY
12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ARSE - He develops a case of
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
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