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Old 11-28-2003, 04:40   #1 (permalink)
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.

2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

10. She is not a **** - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE

DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL

RELATIONSHIPS.

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL CRANIAL

INVERSION.

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

10. He does not have a SMALL WILLIE - He is GENITALLY EFFICIENT.

11. He is not a WANKER - He is an OWNER OPERATOR.
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Old 11-28-2003, 05:00   #2 (permalink)
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Hahaha I like it rsgerry!!!! "Owner Operator"...that will get some airtime I think.
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Old 11-28-2003, 15:24   #3 (permalink)
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LMAO!!! Great stuff!!
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Old 11-28-2003, 15:37   #4 (permalink)
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Its good

That sounds like George Carlin
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Old 11-29-2003, 05:41   #5 (permalink)
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Those are hilarious!
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Old 11-30-2003, 03:05   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Political correctness

heard this already but is a goodn LOL
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Old 11-30-2003, 07:37   #7 (permalink)
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hehehe

tops!

this one about sums up a few people i know- 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
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lol... love the "Sexually Extroverted" one !
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Old 11-30-2003, 19:47   #9 (permalink)
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Good stuff
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Old 11-30-2003, 20:21   #10 (permalink)
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thats tops

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