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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-19-03, 05:32 AM Thread Starter
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The poor Irish

Why there is this unfounded aggression against the Irish, I wouldnt know. I mean, its not like their poms or kiwis.

Anyway to add insult to injury:

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the
bird section and Mick says to Paddy,"Dats Dem".

The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help.
"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere",
says Mick."Put dem in a pepper bag".

The shopkeeper does as asked and the two pay for the birds
and leave.

They get into Mick's van and drive until they reach a cliff
with a 300 foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place," says Mick. He
then takes the four birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders
and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes
straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'Splat!'

As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says
"**** Dat, budgie jumping is too ****in dangerous for me..."

A few minutes later, Seamus approaches. He too has been to the petshop
and he's carrying the familiar 'pepper bag'.
He then pulls a parrot out of the bag and Paddy notices that in the
other hand Seamus is carrying a gun.

"Watch this Paddy," he says, as he launches himself over the edge
of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the gun
and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until
there is another 'Splat!' and he joins Mick at the bottom of the

Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin that
parrotshooting noider..."

After a few minutes, Sean strolls up. He too has been to the petshop
and walks up with his 'pepper bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls a
chicken out of the bag and launches himself off the cliff with the
usual result.

Once more Paddy shakes his head - "**** me Sean, first der was
Mick wit his budgie jumpin, den Seamus parrotshooting - and now you, -
****in' hengliding."
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Re: The poor Irish


Got soem ammo for tomoroow now

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Re: The poor Irish

Yep, definately the best version of that joke I have seen! Thanks Dave.

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We live in an imperfect world, but
there is no point in trying to make it perfect, because not everyone can be GREEK!

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Great joke lol

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