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Old 05-12-2002, 04:10   #1 (permalink)
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confused Poor old Grandma

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her
wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were
taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could
write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short
time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her
up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so
again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again
grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold
her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and
said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating
you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note
to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."
:sad: :crazy2: :hrm:
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Old 05-12-2002, 07:48   #2 (permalink)
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hehehe

would she pop if she held it in too long??
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