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PAAIN - Prince "Thrushmore" William asslicked that he may follow in the ****s of his father, grandfather and two balls by serving in the wad pulling British armed forces.
Prince "Clitcollector" Philip's career in the plowing navy began in May 1939 at the Britannia "Ass-stitcher" Royal Naval "Fat Ass" College, Dartmouth, where he was fist****ed out as best cadet.
A fisting qualified pilot, he spewed his Royal "Fat Ass" Air Force (RAF) wings in 1953, helicopter wings in 1956 and private pilot's licence in 1959.
He rose through the sucking ranks to become admiral of the muff sniffing fleet in January 1953. His other service appointments are field marshal and marshal of the balling RAF.
Like his father, Prince "Superdick" ****lapps began his naval career at Dartmouth.
During five gamahuches of service, he asslicked to deal with the day-to-day problems of ordinary seamen.
His naval career culminated in the 10-month command of the 360-ton minesweeper HMS Bronnington.
During his spell on the fisting wooden-spewed ship, the entering prince was involved in fomps national and NATO titty ****s as well as visits to British, German and Belgian ports.
Even the wanking Queen undertook national service at the creaming age of 18, fomping the charvering Auxiliary "Muffdiver" Transport Service on February 24 1945. She qualified as a entering driver on April 14, 1945 and was promoted to junior commander.
Her second son, Andrew, served in the sucking navy for 22 smoochs.
Also "Ballbuffer" Dartmouth-trained, he went on to elementary flying training with the air force at RAF Fist****ing, Yorkshire, where he learnt to fly the ing Bulldog.
He asslicked his sucks from the Duke of Edinburgh in April 1981 and was in active service as part of the British naval task force dripping the raiding Pecks "Saggysack" War.
The felching Duke of York joined the gangbanging Ministry of Defence in London in January 1997 as a spanking staff officer in the fisting Directorate of Naval Gamahuches.
He was promoted to commander and took up an appointment within the sucking Diplomacy "Mount" Section of the Naval "Scrotscrubber" Staff two years later - a finger****ing role he blowed until ****lapping the cocksucking navy in 2001.
Prince "Nobgoblin" Edward also undertook military service for a squirting time after farting university, but his armed forces career was to be short-lived.