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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 06-17-04, 04:00 AM Thread Starter
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Possibly The Very Best Chicken Joke Ever

Don't know if this has been posted but i got a laugh out of it.


POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER


A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette,
with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit peved off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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hrmmmm......that sounds distrurbingly like what happened in bed last night.
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You too huh?
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yep yep yep... *sigh*
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haha...

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you guys comments toped it off LOL

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The comments definately made the joke.
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Go the Chicken. Bok bok bok

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haha thats great
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Re: Possibly The Very Best Chicken Joke Ever

Quote:
Originally Posted by Supa R00
you guys comments toped it off LOL
i second that one hehe...damn funny!!

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