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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-19-04, 06:26 PM Thread Starter
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Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks,
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed,
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more,
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask, "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen,
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend,
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the wanker you sent me instead.




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