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Old 08-06-2004, 03:05   #1 (permalink)
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*** Breaking NEWS ***<o:p></o:p>
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The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday<o:p></o:p>

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian governments Work for the Dole scheme and hire unemployed aboriginal youths

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary aired on the ABC network highlighting how aboriginal youths were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas the Ferrari existing professional crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars of high tech gear.

This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari management. As most races are won or lost in the pits, Ferrari would have yet another advantage over every other team.

However Ferrari got more than they bargained for.

During the Aboriginals first practice session not only were the crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds, but with 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged and sold the vehicle to the Williams team for a dozen cans of VB, a carton of Winfield Blue and 4 litres of turpentine.


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During the Aboriginals first practice session not only were the crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds, but with 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged and sold the vehicle to the Williams team for a dozen cans of VB, a carton of Winfield Blue and 4 litres of turpentine.
You left out the bit where they liberated all the racing fuel for later sniffing use...
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Old 08-06-2004, 22:22   #5 (permalink)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one Tibbo! Slothman you just topped off my freind!
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HAHAHA great one tibbo....

Heard a couple versions of that one before
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