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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-13-04, 12:23 AM Thread Starter
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You got to love this guy,
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay
Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted
to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila
envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing
there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned
to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and
said, "F---you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While
most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we
might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and

Wedding photographs commemorating the

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride humping the best man..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's .................. MASTERCARD

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Re: Priceless!!!!!!!!

good on him!
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LOL that woulda been some funny shit
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Oldie but a goodie... There's an Australian, Greek and Lebanese version of this as well. I wonder where it actually orignated from? Wouldv'e been a crackup to see that in real life!

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But funny :)
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That is a classic, love stuff like that good old fashioned revege on cheating b*****s


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Yeah I remember this one...I believe it is an Urban Legend, but nevertheless it is still funny.

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