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Old 10-13-2003, 23:05   #1 (permalink)
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Priceless wedding!!! DOHH

You gotta love this:

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new Father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends..........................................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion..........................................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui...................................................$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man ..........................................................Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MasterCard

BWAHAHAHAHA
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Old 10-13-2003, 23:23   #2 (permalink)
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Is that for real? Poor guy...but great idea.
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Old 10-13-2003, 23:27   #3 (permalink)
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It was on TV here. I wish I had taped it.
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Old 10-14-2003, 22:07   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Priceless wedding!!! DOHH

I first heard of this one two or three years ago
its a beauty tho
would have loved to have seen the look on the faces
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Old 10-16-2003, 20:55   #5 (permalink)
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hahaha thats great.
the best priceless i have heard so far !
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Old 10-16-2003, 23:47   #6 (permalink)
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hmmmmmm

http://www.snopes.com./weddings/embarras/bothered.htm
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Old 10-16-2003, 23:51   #7 (permalink)
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Oh well, even if it is an urban legend...re-write it an call it a joke. Same diff.
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I know, its still an old favorate.
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That is quality!! Hehehe, gotta love the brain on him! Although it may not be true, it's still funny
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Old 10-17-2003, 03:03   #10 (permalink)
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Re: Priceless wedding!!! DOHH

poor bastard reminds of that song heard it on the grapevine by marvin gaye....good thinking by the groom though :)
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