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Old 05-23-2002, 23:46   #1 (permalink)
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Arrow Proof! Alcohol is good for ya!

Well now, you see it's like this....

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the rear that are killed. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because only the fittest survive thus improving the general health and speed of the entire herd.

In much the same way the human brain only operates as quickly as the slowest of it's brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells, as we all know, and naturally the alcohol attacks the slowest/weakest cells first....

So it is as plain as the nose on your face that regular consumption of Guinness will eliminate the weaker, slower brain cells thus leaving the remaining cells the best in the brain.

The end result, of course, is a faster more efficient brain.

If you doubt this at all, tell me, isn't it true that we always feel a bit smarter after a few pints?
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I shall put that theory to test tonight just for you Irish..
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I like the sound of that...i'll get back to you after i've had my stomach pumped...
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Old 05-24-2002, 06:50   #4 (permalink)
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Hey Irish.. works a treat mate.. 11:49pm & I'm smashed.. Damn those umpies cost the Pies that game.. BOOOO!!!
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Old 05-25-2002, 01:24   #5 (permalink)
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but what if the whole herd is killed? THere's a thought
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what if the entire herd is slow and weak. what happens then? Why i ask is that i am fearful for AP and his drinking.
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what if the entire herd is slow and weak. what happens then? Why i ask is that i am fearful for AP and his drinking.

When all the brain cells are slow and weak you must be an Irishman! In that case no cells die, but they all become excited by the alcohol. Natural selection has made Irish heavy drinkers.
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