Striders Missile Base Guided Tours
Strider: And here we come to Silo #1.
*Sound of Silo #1 blast doors opening*
Visitors: Wow! Ooh! I have never seen so much Meguiars in my life! Tell me Strider, why is this silo full to the roof with Meguiars stuff?
Strider: You can never have too much Meguiars stuff.
Group moves along to Silo #2.
Strider: Now we come to Silo #2.
Sound of Silo #2 blast doors opening.
Visitors:

Is this Silo #2? It looks just like Silo #1?!
Strider: You can
never have too much Meguiars stuff.

This silo is a backup in case Silo #1 ever gets depleted. And you all know how much Meguiars I use!
Visitors: Uh, Strider? No need to show us Silo #3 mate.
Strider:
Dark_Horse: Hmm, Strider might be onto something here, keeping up a big stock of Meguiars...
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