Re: Protect your pets with PHFT
How about the Features:
Originally Posted by Ebay
Features of*this product:*
100% effective at stopping the government from reading your pet's brain.*
Blocks the CIA brain scans.
Scrambles the NSA brain scans.
Poaches the FBI.com brain scans.
Bakes potatoes when placed around a potato in a hot oven.
Special PFHT container included in this sale.
Wow it even bakes potatoes!!!!!!!!!
You really must be bored Luny!
Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? People can call you Hoju.