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Old 12-28-2001, 19:54   #1 (permalink)
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>> >>A man is sleeping in bed, beside his wife.
>> >>
>> >>A loud pounding on the door at three am.
>> >>
>> >>The man struggles out of bed and goes to the door, opens it, and finds

>>an
>> >>obviously drunken stranger standing in a pouring rain. Almost
snarling
>> >>because of the inconvenience, the guy says to the drunk, "Yeah, what
do
>> >>you
>> >>want?"
>> >>
>> >>Would you give me a push?" the drunk slurs.
>> >>
>> >>"Are you crazy? Not a chance," the husband answers. "It's three
>>o'clock
>> >>in
>> >> the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
>> >>"Who was it?" asked the wife, not helping the situation in the least.
>> >>
>> >>"Some drunk asking for a push," he mumbles.
>> >>
>> >>"Did you help him?" she asks.
>> >>
>> >>Now teetering on the edge of exploding, the guy says, "NO! I didn't
>>help
>> >> him! It's three in the morning and raining like hell.
>> >>
>> >>"Well, you've got a very short memory," says his wife. "Don't you
>> >>remember
>> >>when the car broke down when we were on the way to a party and those
>>two
>> >>guys helped us? I think you should help this poor man."
>> >>
>> >>Now wide awake and knowing he'll be unable to go back to sleep, the
>> >>husband
>> >> mumbles under his breath, gets dressed, and stands on the front
porch
>>in
>> >>the
>> >> driving rain.
>> >>
>> >>"Hey, are you still out there?"
>> >>
>> >>"Yeah" comes the answer.
>> >>
>> >>"Do you still want a push?" asks the husband.
>> >>
>> >>"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>> >>
>> >>Unable to see anything or anyone in the dark, the husband asks, "Where

>>are
>> >> you?"
>> >>
>> >>"Over here--on the swing," the drunk said.
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