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Old 04-06-2003, 20:18   #1 (permalink)
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Questions about Australia from overseas

(I don't know if these are true or not, but they are worth a look for a laugh)

These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Toursim Website and obviously the answers came from a fellow Aussie.



1. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.



2. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)

A: Depends how much you've been drinking



3. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water...



4. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)

A: So its true what they say about Swedes.



5. Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy)

A: Let's not touch this one.



6. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)

A: What did your last slave die of?



7. Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.



8. Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)

A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.



9. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.



10. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna BoysChoir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.



11. Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)

A: No, WE don't stink.



12. Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia (USA)

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.



13. Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)

A: You are a British politician, right?



14. Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female
population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)

A: Yes, gay nightclubs.



15. Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)

A: Only at Christmas.



16. Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)

A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them.



17. Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)

A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter gatherers. Milk is illegal.


18. Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.



19. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I
forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.



21. Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.



22. Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
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Old 04-06-2003, 20:35   #2 (permalink)
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that's bloody brilliant! I have tears streaming down my face. everyone at work thinks I am bloody nuts!!
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:46   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Questions about Australia from overseas

Heard a comedian on the radio the other day, and what he said made perfect sense.....

" In Australia we have the most deadly snakes and spiders in the world, and what's our national footwear?......Thongs!!!!"
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There must be something about Swedes - I remember a case in the Torres Straits (Thursday Island) where Swedish backpackers wanted to know how much a one way trip to the Barrier Reef would cost. The boat operator diplomatically enquired as to how they expected to get back - to which they replied that they intended walking down the reef to Cairns, camping along the way on coral attols.
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Re: Questions about Australia from overseas

When I was in the US many years ago, these people were asking me about Australia. One of them asked about the bushfires.

I told them we love bushfires, and she asked why. I told her that after a fire goes through people run around picking up burnt koalas, emus, kangaroos, etc and eat them as they have alreadt been cooked.

They believed me.

I also got a slap across the face when one woman asked if we said the "F" word in Australia. I said yeah and we also say the "C" word.
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Old 06-22-2003, 21:20   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah ive read that 1 1 of me mates emailed it to me a few years back......still funny no matter how many times u read it
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Ken Oath im having trouble reading your POST with that nice ass wiggling around in your avatar oh baby yeah. You got the rest of that vid lying around.

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Old 06-22-2003, 23:20   #8 (permalink)
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Yeah. You can pick it up at www.hotmovingavatars.com

Yeah for old threads!!!!
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Re: Questions about Australia from overseas

hey ken that address didnt work for me, is it right?
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hey ken that address didnt work for me, is it right?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No, it was just a joke.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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