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Old 05-21-2002, 00:42   #1 (permalink)
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a quick joke

A college professor was doing a study Testing the senses
of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all

of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time

and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.

The children tasted and replied:

"Red... cherry",

"Yellow... lemon",

"Green... lime",

"Orange... orange."

Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers.

After swishing these around in their mouths for a few

moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," the professor said, "I'll give you all a clue.

It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, coughed her honey

Lifesaver onto the floor, and yelled, "Everybody, spit

them out - they're assholes!"
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Old 05-21-2002, 00:48   #2 (permalink)
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rofl...good one
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hehehehehe Not where I thought it might be heading
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