a quick joke
A college professor was doing a study Testing the senses
of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all
of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time
and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children tasted and replied:
Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After swishing these around in their mouths for a few
moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," the professor said, "I'll give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, coughed her honey
Lifesaver onto the floor, and yelled, "Everybody, spit
them out - they're assholes!"
:s5 :s5 :s5