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Quick Laughs

A Man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands
very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells
her that her hair Smells nice. After a week of this, she
can't stand it any longer, and goes to HR. Without
identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does
and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against
him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and
asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget." - Boom Boom

A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car
phone rang It was her husband, urgently warning her, "Honey, I
just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong
way on the M25. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car!" said the blonde, "There's f***ng
hundreds of them!"

Marcos Ambrose - 2003 V8 Supercar CHAMPION
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