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Old 09-11-2002, 20:38   #1 (permalink)
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An old country farmer with serious financial problems bought a mule for $100 from another old farmer, who agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
However, when he drove up the next day, he said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news: The mule died."
"Well, then, just give me my money back."
"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
"OK, then. Just unload the mule."
"What ya gonna do with a dead mule?"
"I'm going to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
"Sure I can! I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the two met up and the farmer who sold the mule asked,
"Whatever happened with that dead mule?"
"I raffled him off just like I said I would. I sold 500 tickets at $2
apiece
and made a profit of $998."
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
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