Here's a few good old hoedown tunes that I found whilst looking for a country western song. These are genuine country western song titles
All My Exes Live In Texas
All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
Bubba's Inconvenience Store
Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
Did I Shave my Legs for This?
Do You Love As Good As You Look?
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
Don't Come Home a-Drinkin' With Lovin' on Yo-mind
Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride
Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me?
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
I Don't Know What Came Over Me (When I Came All Over You)
I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You.
I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones
I Only Miss You On The Days That End In " Y "
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart<=== Its as if I wrote this myself
I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town.
I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win.
I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing
I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me, Her Memory Will. <=== God Dammit My ex Again!!
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You.
If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me
If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It Al On You
If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love.
If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd Have a Ball in Mine
If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure.
If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl.
If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There).
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart
If You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD
If You’re Gonna Do Him Wrong Again, You Might As Well Do Him Wrong Again With Me!
I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him.
I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home.
I'm Gonna Put a Bar in the Back of my Car and Drive Myself to Drink
I'm Not Married But The Wife Is.
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.
Is It Cold in Here, or Is it Just You?
Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant
Tasting Green and Purple Pills
Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
Ned Nostril (and his South Seas Paradise, Put Your Blues on Ice, Cheap at Twice the Price Band, Icky Icky Ucky Ucky)
Our Love is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't the Same<===this one was written in South Australia
She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw
She Can Put Her Shoes Under My Bed Anytime
Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye
You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.