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RUNRVS · 06-08-2004, 05:40

Here's a few good old hoedown tunes that I found whilst looking for a country western song. These are genuine country western song titles

All My Exes Live In Texas

All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

Bubba's Inconvenience Store

Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

Did I Shave my Legs for This?

Do You Love As Good As You Look?

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?

Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!

Don't Come Home a-Drinkin' With Lovin' on Yo-mind

Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride

Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.

Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me?

How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?

I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

I Don't Know What Came Over Me (When I Came All Over You)

I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger

I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.

I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You.

I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones

I Only Miss You On The Days That End In " Y "

I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart<=== Its as if I wrote this myself

I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me

I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)

I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town.

I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win.

I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing

I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You

If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me, Her Memory Will. <=== God Dammit My ex Again!!

If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You.

If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.

If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me

If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It Al On You

If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love.

If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd Have a Ball in Mine

If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure.

If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl.

If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There).

If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?

If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart

If You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD

If You�re Gonna Do Him Wrong Again, You Might As Well Do Him Wrong Again With Me!

I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him.

I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home.

I'm Gonna Put a Bar in the Back of my Car and Drive Myself to Drink

I'm Not Married But The Wife Is.

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.

Is It Cold in Here, or Is it Just You?

Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant

Tasting Green and Purple Pills

Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).

Ned Nostril (and his South Seas Paradise, Put Your Blues on Ice, Cheap at Twice the Price Band, Icky Icky Ucky Ucky)

Our Love is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't the Same<===this one was written in South Australia

She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw

She Can Put Her Shoes Under My Bed Anytime

Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye

You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

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RUNRVS · 06-08-2004, 05:41

Oh yeah the song I was looking for:

Who needs a wife when the bloke next door has got one?

Pursuit_chick · 06-08-2004, 05:55

lmao got some really funny ones in there

RUNRVS · 06-08-2004, 06:13

Stupid Product Label Warnings

On a blanket from Taiwan -NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

On a Taiwanese shampoo -USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles OPEN OTHER END.

On a New Zealand insect spray -THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

In a US guide to setting up a new computer -TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

On the bottle-top of a British flavoured milk drink AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

On a Sears hairdryer -DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

On a bag of Fritos �YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.

On a bar of Dial soap -DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)-DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

On a Korean kitchen knife -WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.

On a Japanese food processor -NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.

On Sainsbury's peanuts -WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.

On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.

On a child's superman costume -WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY

On some frozen dinners SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box FITS ONE HEAD.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

On Nytol sleep aid - WARNING, MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS