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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-13-03, 11:41 PM Thread Starter
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A Real Fighter Pilot

A fighter pilot sat down at the "O" Club bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him and turned to the man in the flight suit and asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying jets, deploying overseas, going to fighter and weapons schools, dodging SAMs, jinking through dog fights, wearing big watches, and strapping into A4's, F4's, F/A-18s, F-14s and performing Air Combat Maneuvers, shooting down airplanes, bombing the enemy, so, you bet, I'm a fighter pilot and a damn good one."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian!"
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Hahahaha Excellent.

I think most guys are Lesbains.

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Re: Real fighter pilot

Yup, I'm a lesbian too.

Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? People can call you Hoju.
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