351 - What a magic number
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Central Queensland Coast
Re: Real women -vs- Ladies
MN, I got this from a female friend.
She also happens to have completed nearly all 20 items!!
(Not all on the one night though.)
20 signs when a woman should call it a night.........
1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.
2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and
wiggling your bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance
3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe that you could do it too.
4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like Lily
Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which you're eating
even though you're not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on
6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them
7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.
9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so
you decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically
12. You seem to think that it's a really good idea to get your mates
to push you down the street in a shopping trolley.
13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving
you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste
14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the
15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the
WRONG WAY but..."
16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
17. You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen
to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to
cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.
20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their
fault that you're having problems walking straight..
Some good ones there!
Original XD 351 Ute - I got one!!
HSV - I just don't want one....EVER!
My XF 3 on the tree ute is ALWAYS stuck in third......