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Old 07-14-2004, 03:30   #1 (permalink)
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Reasons Why Women Should Not Talk JK

1 She doesn't need to talk to get me a beer.
2 If she's in the kitchen like she should be, no one can hear her anyway.
3 If she can talk, all she'll do is complain.
4 Because PMS is no excuse for whining.
5 Affirmative action.
6 Oprah.
7 Feminists.
8 Because that stupid look on her face should not be accompanied by an equally stupid statement.
9 I don't want to be made to lie and say "I love you"
10 Highway fatalities would decrease by over 90%.
11 When I sneak out at four in the morning, I don't want to hear anybody calling me back.
12 Women sportscasters.
13 Women congressman.
14 Women Newsreaders
15 Women Weather forcasters
16 God forbid, a woman president.
17 Stupid says as stupid does (and is).
18 Where does speaking come into "barefoot and pregnant?"
19 Yes that toilet seat was yellow in the first place.
20 I don't care if you're in labor. For the love of god, let me sleep.
21 The life expectancy of the average male goes down with every word.
22 Female drunks are annoying
23 We're tired of their "We can't pee standing up"
24 Of course, if she can't speak, she can't argue.
25 Honestly, do they really have anything useful to say?
26 If she can't talk, she can't complain when I forget important dates.
27 The national IQ Test
28 The Mute button only works on the TV.
29 The credit card bill speaks for itself.
30 If it hurts, I don't wanna hear it.
31 Chick-flicks.
32 You don't see Victoria's Secret models talking, do you?
33 Intelligent car conversation? Hell no.
34 High phone bills
35 If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask for it.
36 Hell, if I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you.
37 "Where've you been?" Who are you, my mother?
38 Women on radio? You can't see them, and you dont need to hear them
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Old 07-14-2004, 04:45   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Reasons Why Women Should Not Talk JK

I've heard that the reason women don't fart as much as men is because they don't shut up for long enough to build up enough pressure... hehehe

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Strange I've heard that to......
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33 Intelligent car conversation? Hell no.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


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Hmmm why is it that when its "that time of the month" everything is off the cards! I mean i can easily think of something you can do that doesnt put anything near "that" area and will still make me a very happy boy!
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Hehe nice ones!
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Old 07-15-2004, 20:26   #8 (permalink)
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Hehe - Billy Connelly said that if you want a woman to keep a secret you have to whisper it up her ass!
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He he he - classic - will have to send to some chics I know, who will go apeshit over it! HA HA.
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