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Rectum Stretcher! - Joke

While she was flying down the road yesterday (20 Ks over the limit), a
woman
passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side
lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

She replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah?," said the cop, "What do you
do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what?
A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"Jeez, what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked, to which
she politely replied,

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge........"

Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court costs: $45.00
The look on that cop's face: PRICELESS!

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Hahahaha. Ablsolutely true

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LOL, it makes sense though doesn't it?

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Ha, a rectum stretcher hey, love to see the look on the cop's face.

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I Dare The Next Person Taht Gets A Speeding Fine To Say That!

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I Dare The Next Person Taht Gets A Speeding Fine To Say That!
No thanks as a punch in the face and being hauled off to the lockup is not my idea of a good time.


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casper u rekon u gonna b next in gettin a letter sayin that you have to pay the governtment so they can have a glass of wine with their next meal? (speeding fine tyhats what they are ey?)

We live in an imperfect world, but
there is no point in trying to make it perfect, because not everyone can be GREEK!

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Re: Rectum Stretcher! - Joke

ROFL now THAT is funny, because its true! lol

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whats true?

hey dont jonny coward get like 400 K a year AFTER HE RETIRES?

to me thats BULLSHIT!

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casper u rekon u gonna b next in gettin a letter sayin that you have to pay the governtment so they can have a glass of wine with their next meal? (speeding fine tyhats what they are ey?)
Probably, I've clocked up quite a few since moving back from Qld. They seem to be attracted to my car for some reason.


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