Rectum Stretcher! - Joke
While she was flying down the road yesterday (20 Ks over the limit), a
passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side
lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
She replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah?," said the cop, "What do you
do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what?
A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"Jeez, what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked, to which
she politely replied,
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge........"
Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court costs: $45.00
The look on that cop's face: PRICELESS!