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Two rednecks from Arizona walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats.

They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices. Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a while it becomes apparent that she is in real distress, and the Rednecks turn to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asks one of the Rednecks.

"No", signals the woman, desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other.

The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head

"No" again.

The first Redneck walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her pants, and slowly runs his tongue up and down the woman's bum.

This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breath again.

The Redneck slowly walks back over to the bar and proudly takes a drink of his beer.

His partner says in admiration, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."

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