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Old 12-27-2003, 21:30   #1 (permalink)
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Tongue A Ricer Christmas-vtec Christmas

I stole this from another site, which had stolen it from another site, so i take no credit. Thought it was worth posting, though a bit late :)
Hope it hasnt been up b4

A VTEC CHRISTMAS

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, with this small motor,
To beat this damn Firebird, even with it's big blower,


As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Firebird erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,


Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,


I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,


Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they start to get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,


"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed ricer(loser) fly-by.
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Re: A Ricer Christmas-vtec Christmas

Pretty similar to this one:

christmas...RICER STYLE
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