Q. Why are Ricers like slinkies?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
Q. What do you call a Ricerette in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. You're in your car and you see a Ricer on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the difference between a Ricer and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Q. What's the first question at a Ricer quiz night?
A. "What you lookin' at?"
Q. How do you get 100 Ricers into a phone box?
A. Paint three stripes on it.
Q. Two Ricers in a car without any music. Who's driving?
A. The police.