rsgerry

Q. Why are Ricers like slinkies?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

Q. What do you call a Ricerette in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. You're in your car and you see a Ricer on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the difference between a Ricer and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q. What's the first question at a Ricer quiz night?
A. "What you lookin' at?"

Q. How do you get 100 Ricers into a phone box?
A. Paint three stripes on it.

Q. Two Ricers in a car without any music. Who's driving?
A. The police.

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Weapons of rice destruction

2002 Ford Falcon AU3 XR6
1985 Ford Sierra XR4i
1980 Ford Escort RS2000

deankdx

Q. What's the difference between a Ricer and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q. Two Ricers in a car without any music. Who's driving?
A. The police.

extremely funny

Ghia5L

^^^ What he said!

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Bundy-Bear

old jokes just changed to suit

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FORDWOGBOY

ahaha they are gold, love paying the ricers out

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Possible Future Mods
- Cornering Lamps
- Colour coding Sidemoulds, Mirrors and Front Grille

The MaDDeSTMaN

Hahahahaha

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4.9 EF Futura

Haha - very cool.

Just having an amusing mental image of a Ricer quiz night, lol.

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Big Daddy

Ok. I might get shit for this but...what's a ricer?

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feathers

Modded Jap cars, and the people who drive them. Lancers and the like.
Think 'The Fast and The Furious'...

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Big Daddy

Ah...that makes a lot of sense Thank you very much. We got crap loads of them in town here. And they seem to flock around one particular corner and the drivers always seem to be all of the same stature. What the hell is up wit dat?
Love the jokes though. LOL

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