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Old 10-29-2004, 04:28   #1 (permalink)
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Q. Why are Ricers like slinkies?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

Q. What do you call a Ricerette in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. You're in your car and you see a Ricer on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the difference between a Ricer and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q. What's the first question at a Ricer quiz night?
A. "What you lookin' at?"

Q. How do you get 100 Ricers into a phone box?
A. Paint three stripes on it.

Q. Two Ricers in a car without any music. Who's driving?
A. The police.

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Old 10-29-2004, 04:57   #2 (permalink)
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Q. What's the difference between a Ricer and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q. Two Ricers in a car without any music. Who's driving?
A. The police.

extremely funny
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Old 10-29-2004, 05:04   #3 (permalink)
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^^^ What he said!
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old jokes just changed to suit
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ahaha they are gold, love paying the ricers out
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Old 10-29-2004, 18:21   #7 (permalink)
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Haha - very cool.

Just having an amusing mental image of a Ricer quiz night, lol.
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Ok. I might get shit for this but...what's a ricer?
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Modded Jap cars, and the people who drive them. Lancers and the like.
Think 'The Fast and The Furious'...
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Modded Jap cars, and the people who drive them. Lancers and the like.
Think 'The Fast and The Furious'...
Ah...that makes a lot of sense Thank you very much. We got crap loads of them in town here. And they seem to flock around one particular corner and the drivers always seem to be all of the same stature. What the hell is up wit dat?
Love the jokes though. LOL
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