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Tripper · 09-13-2003, 06:49

A guy was walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking Vegas hooker caught his eye. He struck up a conversation and eventually asked the hooker,

"How much do you charge?"
Hooker replied, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
The guy said, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap, no hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker said, "Do you see that restaurant on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the restaurant about a block further down?"
"Yes."
And beyond that, do you see that third restaurant?"
"Yes."
"Well," said the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

Guy said, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."

They retired to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy was
sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.
He was so amazed that he said,
"I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"

The hooker replied, "$1,500."
"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

The hooker replied, "Step over here to the window, big boy.
Do you see that casino just across the street?
I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500.

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decided to put off the new car for another year or so,
and said,
Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he sat on the edge of bed more amazed than before. He could scarcely believe it but,
he felt he had truly got his money's worth.

He decided to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience.
He asked the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker said, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something.
Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before
us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?"

"Damn!" the guy said, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replied, "but I would if I had a pussy".