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He put his hand around my neck,
So that I could not scream.
He brought me up to his room,
So we would not be seen.
He took off all my wrappings,
And gazed upon my form.
As I stood cold and shivering,
He stood there hot and warm.
He touched me with his feverish lips,
And placed me on my rear.
He made me what I am today,
An empty bottle of beer.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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Ahhh true love. :s5
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beer bad

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My First Time...

The sun was low,
the moon was high.
We were alone, just her and I.

Her face was pretty,
her eyes were blue.
and i knew just what she wanted to do

So with courage,
I tried my best.
By placing my hand upon her breast.

Her body was slender,
her legs were fine.
As I slowly ran my fingers down her spine.

I trembled at,
the beat of her heart.
As she slowly spread her legs apart.

I knew she was ready,
I didn't know how.
For this was my first experience of milking a cow.
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I had my mouse over the edit button then!

Very Funny!:s5 :s5 :s5 :s5 :s5
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beer bad
amen! *has a few gulps of Jim Beam*


jim good...

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A blue eyed cow?
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A blue eyed cow?
a pretty face?

ran his fingers down her spine?

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