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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-03-04, 05:07 AM Thread Starter
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Romance Mathematics

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


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Smart boss? Isn't that an oxymoron?

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If she's so smart why is she getting married to a dumb man? At least the male realises she's a twit and drops her rather than spending the rest of his life with her.

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Hahahahahaha. You make it all sound so simple!


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