For The Romantics
Valentines coming so here are 10 nice cards for your Valentine.
1. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
2. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
3. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
4. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
5. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
6. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
7. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
8. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
9. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
10. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one I gave to your sister!