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Tongue For The Romantics

Valentines coming so here are 10 nice cards for your Valentine.

1. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

2. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

3. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

4. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

5. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

6. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

7. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

8. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

9. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

10. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one I gave to your sister!
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