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Royal wedding (humour)

On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed,
surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realized she
had forgotten to get any shoes.

Panic struck. Then her sister remembered that she had a
pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to
Sophie for the day. Unfortunately they were a bit too small
and by the time the festivities were over, Sophie's feet were
in agony. When she and Edward withdrew to their room the
only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off.

The rest of the Family crowded round the door to the
bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected: grunts,
straining noises and the occasional muffled scream.

Eventually they heard Edward say, "God, that was tight."

"There," whispered the Queen. "I told you she was a virgin."

Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. "All right.
Now for the other one," followed by more grunting and

At last Edward said. "My God. That was even tighter."

"That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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Very clever,
LOL (I now know what that means!).

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thats a good one!!

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