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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 07-21-04, 07:17 AM Thread Starter
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RUDE joke - one for the girls!

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A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks.

While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into
having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... in one second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.

She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called 'B l * o * w Jo * b's Revenge.'"

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Re: RUDE joke - one for the girls!

Have heard it before....pretty funny. Have you tried the drink XRchic

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Re: RUDE joke - one for the girls!

Ive heard it before too... I think it was posted in the DM section but was slightly different... Still funny though

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LMFAO...good one XRChic

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HEhe, is that what the drink is reeeeally like? I think its called a cement maker or something as well.

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yes see girls, just do as the bloke did; shut up and swallow - dont want to dissapoint now do we?

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Without the salt it's called a cement mixer
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yes see girls, just do as the bloke did; shut up and swallow - dont want to dissapoint now do we?

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yes see girls, just do as the bloke did; shut up and swallow - dont want to dissapoint now do we?
Well said !!!!!!!
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yes see girls, just do as the bloke did; shut up and swallow - dont want to dissapoint now do we?
Well said kooky!!!! Now to get the Girls to listen to it

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