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Old 12-20-2001, 14:25   #1 (permalink)
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Russian joke

OK, so you Kiwis and Taswegians are sick of the jokes about your fellow countrypeople, here's a Russian jioke with a Xmas theme.

A Russian couple was walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.

"I think it's raining", he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied.

"No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said.

Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking toward them.

"Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing".

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course", he replied, and walked on.

The woman insisted, "I know that felt like snow!" to which the man quietly replied:

"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
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That's so lame, it's hilarious. Got the people here laughing. :MUha:
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Old 12-20-2001, 15:17   #3 (permalink)
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Anymore kiwi or Tazzy jokes? :s5
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thats lame
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Old 12-20-2001, 15:52   #5 (permalink)
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Wink Kiwi jokes

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Anymore kiwi or Tazzy jokes? :s5
A package tour from New Zealand stopped in a remote area of the Northern Territory. The tour guide tells the passengers of a cave with Aboriginal carvings in it. Most go off to look and take photos, except an old couple from Taranaki, who stay on the bus.

The guide asks "Don't you want to see the Aboriginal carvings too?

"In Taranaki, Sonny-jim, we got bloody cows calving all the bloody time.,'

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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Zealander in a bar.The Frenchman said he poured champagne into his wife's navel, then drank it and "that got 'er going."

The Englishman said he plucked roses from his garden, threw petals all over her naked body, removed them one at a time with his lips and "that got her going."

The New Zealander looked puzzled, said he simply fu**ed his missus and wiped his d**k on the curtains and "you wouldn't believe how that gets her going."

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A New Zealand farmer had been checking out the progress of his shearing gang. On the way out of the property, he spotted one of the gang chocka-block up a ewe. "what are you doing?" he demanded. "Why aren't you shearing with the others?"

"I'm not sharing her with any bastard," said the rouseabout "go and find your own.
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Old 12-20-2001, 21:13   #6 (permalink)
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hehe that's better :s5
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oh dear Ithink we should stick to the Kiwi jokes
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oh man, that's just shocking... the first joke that is... hehe
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