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Originally posted by gtho4
Anymore kiwi or Tazzy jokes? :s5
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A package tour from New Zealand stopped in a remote area of the Northern Territory. The tour guide tells the passengers of a cave with Aboriginal carvings in it. Most go off to look and take photos, except an old couple from Taranaki, who stay on the bus.
The guide asks "Don't you want to see the Aboriginal carvings too?
"In Taranaki, Sonny-jim, we got bloody cows calving all the bloody time.,'
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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Zealander in a bar.The Frenchman said he poured champagne into his wife's navel, then drank it and "that got 'er going."
The Englishman said he plucked roses from his garden, threw petals all over her naked body, removed them one at a time with his lips and "that got her going."
The New Zealander looked puzzled, said he simply fu**ed his missus and wiped his d**k on the curtains and "you wouldn't believe how that gets her going."
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A New Zealand farmer had been checking out the progress of his shearing gang. On the way out of the property, he spotted one of the gang chocka-block up a ewe. "what are you doing?" he demanded. "Why aren't you shearing with the others?"
"I'm not sharing her with any bastard," said the rouseabout "go and find your own.
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