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Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed.

The box had been there for the past 20 years of their marriage but she had never invaded his privacy. One day, while cleaning, she decided to take a look in the box. She didn't figure it was anything he was hiding since she could have looked at it any other time but hadn't.

In the box she found 3 eggs and 5 thousand dollars. This seemed very strange so she went to Fred and asked, "Why are there 3 eggs in a box under our bed?"

He replied, "Well, every time I was unfaithful to you, I put an egg in the box." Sue was surprised and hurt that he had been unfaithful, but she consoled herself with the fact that they had been married for over 20 years and he had only been unfaithful 3 times.

"But where did the 5 thousand dollars come from?" she asked.

"Well,..every time I got a dozen eggs, I sold them."

davway

hahahahahaha....thats gotta be a kick in the guts!

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XF Falcon

hahahahahahaha

hmm lets work this out. Lets say a dozen eggs costs $3 (i got no idea of the price hehe).
So that means he has sold $5000/3 = 1667 cartons of eggs
That means 12 x 1667 = 20,000 eggs he has sold
We will ignore the 3 in the box as its insignificant compared to the 20,000
Now this is over a 20 year period so lets split it up
20,000 / 20 years = 1000 affairs a year
1000/365 = 2.7 shags every single day!!! Not counting the ones with his wife

Goddamn this guy is a man whore!

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davway

haha its called VIAGRA!!

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012

LOL @ XF Falcon. Love the ".7" of a shag.

BlueAU

LOL, nice very nice

blueraven

FordHawk

Don't knock it...some people base their lives around that .7 of a shag!

Edit:
Oh and XF...you have waaaaaaay too much time on your hands.

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xf_dude

well this guy aint ever goin to get testicular cancer lol

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"Hey, it compiles! Lets sell it" - What Microsoft probably says about all its products.

If what i'm saying isn't making any sense, im not drunk, im just like this all the time..............ok so maybe im drunk, but thats beside the point...

Bundy-Bear

hahhaa funny joke and funnier 2.7 times a year

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