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Falchoon · 10-18-2001, 16:43

Someone responded to the note sent around shortly after the events of September 11, about the significance of the number 11.
The response is HILARIOUS!!!

Subject: eleven

You may have seen the email going around for the past few weeks about the number "11" but have you seen David Pawson's response? I don't know who
David is, but his response is great!

Original email:
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The date of the attack was 9/11 -- 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
9/11 is the 254th day of the year -- 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After 9/11 there are 111 days left in the year
The Twin Towers, side by side, looked like number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
New York State-The 11th state added to the Union
New York City -- 11 Letters
The Pentagon -- 11 Letters
Afghanistan -- 11 Letters
Flight 11 -- 92 on board -- 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 -- 65 on board -- 6 + 5 = 11

David's response:
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Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW! See you in a few weeks.
Wait a sec... I just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't
believe it!
Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide!
But no..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too! Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
I know, the Red Cross can help.
No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.
I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too!
Can someone help? Anyone? If so, send me email.
No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters.... Will this never end?
I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE?" Eleven letters!! Nooooooooooo.... I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters.....
Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th... 7/4 -- 7 + 4 = 11....

~Dave

PS. "IT'S BULL****" has 11 letters also.

Aussie Pete · 10-18-2001, 16:48

CENSORED by FM

Sorry Pete a similar thread with this joke in it was locked a few days ago by admin..

Aussie Pete · 10-18-2001, 20:05

Oh well, I couldn't see the harm in it.....

Now, onto having a go at white, heterosexual males. I understand they're fair game :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Aussie Falcon · 10-22-2001, 21:00

An absolute corker!!!!

One NY suburban guy left for work on Sept 11 at about 6:00AM
to go to his office in the World Trade Centre.

When he got to Manhattan he went to his lover's apartment in the
village, turned his cell phone off, and climbed into bed with her.
At about 10:00AM, while still lying next to her, he turned his cell
phone on, and a second later it rang.

He answered, and it was his wife who screamed at him, "Where are
you? I've been trying to call you for an hour. I've been worried sick
about you!!!"

So he answered, "Where do you think I am? I'm in my office!!!"

Ooops!

puts99 · 10-22-2001, 21:46

Thats a good one!!!:D :D :D :D

- They must have been screaming damn loud not to hear the sirens!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

JEM · 10-23-2001, 02:52

I'd be suprised if nobody has already seen this, there's been heaps of this stuff, but I love this one:D

http://www.stileproject.com/humor_bin.swf

Cobra · 10-23-2001, 16:26

JEM: All i saw on that site was pornographic material:eek: :D