Serious warning for drivers
This is a very important warning for all motorists:
Yesterday a friend of mine stood talking to a friend at the side of a road. He couldn’t help but notice across the road a delightfully attractive female wearing very revealing clothing. He and his friend both stopped talking to observe the view. He then noticed two young lads driving down the road making the same observations, which caused them not to notice that the truck in front of them had stopped for pedestrians. You guessed it, crash!!.
Distractions like this are very serious, to avoid this happening I recommend the following:
a. Don’t perv
b. Stop the car if you want to perv.
c. petition for a law banning attractive women wearing revealing apparel in public.
I opt for c. it would make life much easier for me as far as my wife is concerned. Of course this does not apply to our sister drivers out there, who can put lipstick on, talk on the mobile, drink coffee and perv while they are driving. Us blokes can only concentrate on one thing at a time!.