Hey everyone, thought this was appropriate for ford forums, dont scroll down and look at the picture till youve read the joke :)
Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer.
A blonde woman (could be any blonde woman on the planet) came in and asked for a seven hundred and ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven hundred and ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the bonnet up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."....