Hey everyone, thought this was appropriate for ford forums, dont scroll down and look at the picture till youve read the joke :)
Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer.
A blonde woman (could be any blonde woman on the planet) came in and asked for a seven hundred and ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven hundred and ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the bonnet up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."....
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"Hey, it compiles! Lets sell it" - What Microsoft probably says about all its products.
If what i'm saying isn't making any sense, im not drunk, im just like this all the time..............ok so maybe im drunk, but thats beside the point...
Perhaps she had just got rid of her Nissan 24 Ounce.
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