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Old 09-28-2004, 08:36   #1 (permalink)
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seven hundred and ten (joke)

Hey everyone, thought this was appropriate for ford forums, dont scroll down and look at the picture till youve read the joke :)

Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer.

A blonde woman (could be any blonde woman on the planet) came in and asked for a seven hundred and ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven hundred and ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the bonnet up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."....





































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Old 09-28-2004, 08:48   #2 (permalink)
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Hahahahahahahahahaha. I wonder what she filled it with.

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Old 09-28-2004, 10:10   #3 (permalink)
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Nice
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haha an oldie but a goodie
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Old 09-28-2004, 19:51   #5 (permalink)
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Re: seven hundred and ten (joke)



But still funny.
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Old 09-28-2004, 21:15   #6 (permalink)
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LOL nice
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Old 09-28-2004, 21:30   #7 (permalink)
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Oldie but a goldie!
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Old 09-29-2004, 00:47   #8 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2004, 02:25   #9 (permalink)
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ROFL, good one.
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Perhaps she had just got rid of her Nissan 24 Ounce.
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