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Old 05-16-2004, 18:15   #1 (permalink)
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The Sex Frog

A beautiful, well endowed, young lady, goes to her Local pet store in
search of an exotic pet. She spots a box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex
Frogs...Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete
instructions)."

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." As soon as
she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the instructions carefully:

1. Take a shower
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog on the bed

Following the instructions exactly, she quickly gets into bed with the
frog. Nothing happens. The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset.

She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper, "If
you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."

She calls and is told by the salesman, "I had some complaints earlier
today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes he is ringing her doorbell
and is welcomed in.
"See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn
thing
just sits there."

He picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes. "Listen to me froggy.
I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
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Old 05-16-2004, 20:03   #2 (permalink)
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I'm sending my resume to pet stores right away!
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Old 05-16-2004, 20:15   #3 (permalink)
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Haha thats a damn good idea!
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Old 05-16-2004, 21:02   #4 (permalink)
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thats a good one.

/me sends resume to local pet store
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Old 05-16-2004, 21:17   #5 (permalink)
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Ahhh...the dream job!
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Old 05-16-2004, 21:18   #6 (permalink)
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Ribbit!
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Old 05-16-2004, 23:29   #7 (permalink)
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Nice one XR6Gal

Stands in the longgggggggggggggggg line for that Job
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:26   #8 (permalink)
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lol that was golden, one of the best ive heard for a while!
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hehehe that is great !

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