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Girlfriend to boyfriend "it is said the body is a temple"
Boyfriend to girlfriend "thats what they say"
Girlfriend to boyfriend "if you want to enter my temple,better start worshiping me"

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Hahaha, so true lol

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Or find a more accessible temple... :s6:

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lol i like it lol

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Ahaha funny funny


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There's more than one way to climb to the top,lol.

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Temple that! hehe

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thats a good one pete

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Or find a more accessible temple... :s6:
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LOL, love it..........praying at temples is good for the health

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