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Old 09-10-2004, 18:25   #1 (permalink)
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
>shower when the doorbell rings.
>The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
>When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour.
>Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that
>towel,"
>After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands
>naked in front of Bob.
>After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
>The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
>When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
>"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
>"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
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>Moral of the story:
>If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with
>your
>shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
>exposure.
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Old 09-10-2004, 18:30   #2 (permalink)
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lol
read something like this before
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Old, but funny
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i love that joke lmao.....
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That one has been around before just in a different text though.
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i've heard variations, this one is still bloody funny
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