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Old 10-01-2001, 08:29   #1 (permalink)
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cool Share some Holden jokes

If anyone has any Holden jokes please share with your fellow Ford buddies :D
I'll start.

1.What do Holdens and tampons have in common? Tampons come with there own tow rope.

2.What do you say when you see a Holden Camira on top a steep hill? Its a bloody miracle.

3.What's the difference between a Holden and a wife after 10 years ?
The Holden still sucks
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Old 10-01-2001, 16:37   #2 (permalink)
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Holden thats a joke!!
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Old 10-01-2001, 21:41   #3 (permalink)
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What do you get if you cross an Aussie with a Lawn mower?
- A Holden :D

What do you get if you cross an Aussie with a spanner?
- An HSV :D :D
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Old 10-01-2001, 21:42   #4 (permalink)
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What do you get if you cross an Aussie with a Lawn mower?
- A Holden :D

What do you get if you cross an Aussie with a spanner?
- An HSV :D :D
Well they're funny in NZ :D :D :D
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Old 10-01-2001, 23:08   #5 (permalink)
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Q: What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Holden?

A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness


Walkinshaw= Walking-for-sure

Don't take offence you Holden boys, it's all in good fun and God knows you've got enough come-backs
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Old 10-01-2001, 23:25   #6 (permalink)
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Ha Ha

Man I could type all day. Lucky for you guys I don't have that long.
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Old 10-02-2001, 02:09   #7 (permalink)
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Hold-on it's gonna blow

Holden utes create steam storms from the overheated engines
(not a joke)

My unlce bought a vt commodore and drove two blocks then came back for a trade in (true story)

HRT, well actually TWR
holden used to make filing cabinets called holdex they still make them they are now called VX
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Old 10-02-2001, 02:26   #8 (permalink)
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Hmmm... holden jokes... how about

Current GTS steering wheel...

thats a joke ;p

/me nudges Hobbes
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Old 10-02-2001, 04:47   #9 (permalink)
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God created $hit........Holden made it move!!
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