au2_xpack

These can be applied to any car maker:

Whats the difference between an elephant and a holden?
One's big, slow and damn ugly, the other is an elephant!

"Buy a Holden and you buy the "best". Drive a mile and walk the rest. "

What's the difference between a golf ball and and a Holden?
You can drive a golf ball further.

xe gl

1)why did holden make the ve so aerodymanic?

So the tow truck get more miles!

2)How do you double the value of a camira?

fill the gas tank.

Elvisuperman

A young man asked a Texan; "Just how much land do you own?"
The Texan tipped back he's Cowboy hat and said to the young man: "Well sunny let me put it to you like this, I can get into my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch, and still not get to the other side of my property by sunset."
The young man shot back quickly: "Oh ye, I know what you mean. I used to own a FORD truck too!"

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jwko

I've heard that one myself

Elvisuperman

I am very glad to see you all have a sense of humour on this site... respect.

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william12

What is this Holden jokes all about.Is different from the ordinary joke.I want to know more about it.

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FG.fan

A lil girl is walkin & a car pulls up nxt to her & a man says: 'little girl, if u get in the car, ill give u a lollypop". The girl ignores him & keeps walkin. So the man rolls on & says: "Hop in the car & ill give u 2 lollypops". But the girls just keeps on walkin. In desperation... the man finally says: ""Ill give u a whole box of lollypops!". To this the little girl replies: "Daddy, its not my fault u bought a HOLDEN"

jwko