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Old 12-10-2003, 04:11   #1 (permalink)
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She drinks/He drinks - personality test

IF WOMEN DRINK:

Drink : Beer.
Personality : Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella.
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the arse.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Approach : If she wants you, she’ll send YOU a drink.

Drink : Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink : Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has absolutely no clue. Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is... and you’re in.

Drink: Baileys.
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

Drink : Shots (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).
Personality : Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk... and naked. Approach : Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.



IF MEN DRINK -As always, very simple and clear cut.

Cider : He’s probably under-aged and wants to get laid.

Cheap Domestic Beer : He’s poor / student and wants to get laid.

Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Bitter : He’s old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid

Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.

Wine: He’s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.

Vodka or Brandy : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

Port : Thinks he’s sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.

Whisky : He doesn’t give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Jack Daniels : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc: He’s GAY
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Old 12-10-2003, 05:41   #2 (permalink)
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Funny coz it's true!
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Old 12-10-2003, 22:12   #3 (permalink)
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Nice, I like it
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Old 12-11-2003, 03:57   #4 (permalink)
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Re: She drinks/He drinks - personality test

The women's side is equally as true!

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From what I've seen, chicks who drink Rum, bourbon and the like are likely to deck you if you try to jump them.
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An oldie but a goodie.
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lol i am printing the female section off and taking it with me to the pub tomorrow night...
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From what I've seen, chicks who drink Rum, bourbon and the like are likely to deck you if you try to jump them.


Hehehehehhehe I love Bourbon
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Woohoo Tequila slammers my favourite , God i hate a majority of beers taste like cr*p (personal opinion remember)
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Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.
Interesting thoughts there...
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