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Old 02-26-2002, 21:12   #1 (permalink)
 
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Shite is in?????????????

Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language...

You can be shit faced, shit out of luck or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your
shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between
shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, chicken shit, and horse shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some
days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times
when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird
shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a
lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
creation.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along if you give a shit...; )
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Thats good. Keep up the good work.
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Old 02-26-2002, 21:44   #3 (permalink)
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very interesting. hehe
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Old 02-26-2002, 23:22   #4 (permalink)
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Wow shit is popular just look at Holden
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Old 02-26-2002, 23:26   #5 (permalink)
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DOHH!

yeah I am a whore
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Old 02-28-2002, 15:23   #6 (permalink)
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Classic stuff Ian! Sounds like what I say all day!! Shit this & shit that!!! ::MUha:
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Classic stuff Ian! Sounds like what I say all day!! Shit this & shit that!!! ::MUha:
Me bad.


I say the other word
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Me bad.


I say the other word
HAHA..

You could try and mix things up abit and throw a shit in every now and again... :s3
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HAHA..

You could try and mix things up abit and throw a shit in every now and again... :s3
He he. If I mixed anymore words I would create new ones!
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