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Old 09-02-2002, 04:29   #1 (permalink)
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biggrin shooting cans

A Redneck Southern Guy walks into a gun shop.
Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, How can I help you?"
Redneck Guy: "I'm lookin' for a gun."
Owner: "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?".
Redneck Guy (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one
looks about right."
Owner (very surprised): " Why do you need a .44 magnum?" Redneck
Guy: "It's for shootin' at cans."
Owner (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for
shooting at cans."
Redneck Guy (pointing at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."
Owner: "Damn, what kinda cans are you shooting?"
Redneck Guy: "Mexi-cans.......Puerto Ri-cans..........."
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