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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-24-02, 11:31 PM Thread Starter
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Smile Show me the money (joke)

Money....
>
> It can buy a Bed
> But not Sleep
>
> It can buy a Clock
> But not Time
>
> It can buy you a Book
> But not Knowledge
>
> It can buy you a Position
> But not Respect
>
> It can buy you Medicine
> But not Health
>
> It can buy you Blood
> But not Life
>
> It can buy you Sex
> But not Love
>
> So you see money isn't everything, and money can often lead to pain and
> suffering.
> I tell you this because I am a true friend, and as your friend I want to
> take away your pain and suffering.
>
> So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
>
> PS: Cash is fine.
>
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-25-02, 02:26 PM
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I would have to disagree with the forst it will buy a bed but not sleep. it can actually buy you a lot of sleep if you so like. It is called drugs so in a way it is buying you the sleep.


Thank god for sleeping pills! i would never sleep otherwise.
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