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Old 05-28-2003, 04:00   #1 (permalink)
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*sigh* ah - the intelligence!

my lil bro sent me this transscript of a conversation he had on msn with a guy that loves holdens, its indicative of every argument i ever had in school, i thought it was funny...and its not holden bashing, just a discussion...


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why do fords suck?

The real meaning for ford: For Only Retarded Drivers says:
cause theyre not as good as holden

_ says:
please explain why

The real meaning for ford: For Only Retarded Drivers says:
think about it, mate

_ says:
no i want you to explain it

_ says:
not just say fords suck

The real meaning for ford: For Only Retarded Drivers says:
drive a ford, you buy the "best" dive a mile and walk the rest

_ says:
quit with the sayings and explain in mechanical terms how a holden is superior to a ford

The real meaning for ford: For Only Retarded Drivers says:
how about i name models

The real meaning for ford: For Only Retarded Drivers says:
Fords best: new falcon

The real meaning for ford: For Only Retarded Drivers says:
holdens best: HSV, commodore, monaro

_ says:
how they are better?

_ says:
what makes them better?

The real meaning for ford: For Only Retarded Drivers says:
the parts, the speed

The real meaning for ford: For Only Retarded Drivers says:
the look

The real meaning for ford: For Only Retarded Drivers says:
gt

_ says:
the parts?

_ says:
they only went faster from vs to vx

_ says:
before that and right now ford is crapping all over them

_ says:
the gen III v8's probably burn more oil then petrol

The real meaning for ford: For Only Retarded Drivers says:
piss off they are,

The real meaning for ford: For Only Retarded Drivers says:
i had this same convo with nikolai

_ says:
what do you mean piss off they are

_ says:
they are

_ says:
do some homework little man

The real meaning for ford: For Only Retarded Drivers says:
as if

_ says:
don't just give me answers like that

_ says:
i want to have a conversation

_ says:
an intelligent conversation

The real meaning for ford: For Only Retarded Drivers says:
no

_ says:
and so far you have given me no evidence as to why holdens are better than fords

The real meaning for ford: For Only Retarded Drivers says:
i refuse to talk to you because you think fords are better

The real meaning for ford: For Only Retarded Drivers says:
so therefore you must know nothing about cars

_ says:
that is probably the most intelligent thing i have heard all day
_ says:

you should become a physics professor or something

_ says:
you aren't the fastest car in the shed are you?


he then blocked me
tee hee hee - at least the darksideers we have here actually have reasons for buying a holden over a ford...
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Old 05-28-2003, 04:11   #2 (permalink)
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hahahahha well done,
is that the only offence these holden guys can come up with ??

shit, at least if they offened us they come up with some new material

you wouldent happen to have his email would ya?

so all of us can hack on him har har har
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Old 05-28-2003, 05:46   #3 (permalink)
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[20:05:03] (@) GlaMouR..: a good ford...they dun exsist
[20:05:11] (@) GlaMouR..: a great ford..still dun exsist
[20:05:22] (@) GlaMouR..: wait..any good word infront of a ford..never will exsist
[20:05:32] Rob - $73,4..: they do exist, and have for ages
[20:05:53] (@) GlaMouR..: dude..all fords are crappy!
[20:06:24] Rob - $73,4..: which is why most taxi drivers have fords....not holdens?
[20:07:15] (@) GlaMouR..: wow...yellow ugly cars
[20:07:49] Rob - $73,4..: uhhhh, the same fords and holdens just with yellow paint
[20:10:28] (@) GlaMouR..: but holdens r much sexier in yellow
[20:10:55] Rob - $73,4..: then why are there hardly any holden taxis?
[20:12:15] (@) GlaMouR..: noo cos ....holdens r too good to be taxis
[20:13:06] Rob - $73,4..: so taxi companies buy sub standard cars, meaning the'll spend heaps of extra money on them?
[20:13:44] (@) GlaMouR..: look basicallllly fords r crap enough to be taxis..taxis r crap!
[20:14:19] Rob - $73,4..: taxis do heaps of kilometres, most taxis are fords = fords are better cars and last longer
[20:14:43] (@) GlaMouR..: phrrt..dude..there uglyyyyyyyy
[20:15:39] Rob - $73,4..: matter of personal opinion
[20:15:54] (@) GlaMouR..: yee and my ones rite
[20:16:04] Rob - $73,4..: why are you right?
[20:16:35] (@) GlaMouR..: cos im always rite
[20:17:29] Rob - $73,4..: if you were always right you wouldn't say something as stupid as 'all fords suck'
[20:17:59] (@) GlaMouR..: yesh i would
[20:18:22] Rob - $73,4..: why?
[20:18:53] (@) GlaMouR..: cos im rite..alrite
[20:19:07] Rob - $73,4..: no you're not
[20:19:22] (@) GlaMouR..: YESH I AMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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damn i hate ppl on msn with long names, its too hard to follow the god damn conversation! :)
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[20:16:35] (@) GlaMouR..: cos im always rite
[20:17:29] Rob - $73,4..: if you were always right you wouldn't say something as stupid as 'all fords suck'
And if you were always right, you'd spell right correctly! Hard to argue with such well grounded & researched facts
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damn i hate ppl on msn with long names, its too hard to follow the god damn conversation! :)
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Old 05-28-2003, 19:13   #7 (permalink)
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That's why my name's Tim. Easy. Three ferking letters. It really pisses me off when someone quote a song and then put in some smilies, and assorted 1337speak....

Ah, I love those conversations. I have them all the time.
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Old 05-28-2003, 19:22   #8 (permalink)
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That sort of conversation brings back memories from my school days. Bloody sheep...
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Old 05-28-2003, 20:12   #9 (permalink)
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ha ha ha ha ha! i only ever put ford praising stuff with my name... at the moment its just ">>*crystalizèd*<< Go Ambrose! First at Winton! "Falcon - Can't Get Enough Of This"
to try and piss some people off :D so far a i have a had a few "you name suxS" comments, but you cant argue with the truth :D i'll change is to just crystalized go ambrose soon..... gotta let everyone know whos da man :D

Edit: speaking to a friend of mine with the msn name "holdens rock" at the mo... te he he he... his replies are rather short...
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Just a shame that 85% of the boganadore brigade think like this. It's popular opinion and one which you can follow the crowd and diminish any intelligent arguement and it just makes any serious Holden fan get brought down to the level of the dickheads

Ford/Holden thingo is just matter of opinion. What irks me is the lack of respect that most people (ie dumbshit, lower socio-economic sheep) who prefer Holdens, show for Ford fans.

Hoons, westies and bogans drive Holdens.

Intelligent, independent and good guys drive Fords.

Game and bitch over
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