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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled, but intrigued, looked at her four items on the belt and, seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections and said, "Well, y'know, that's right. But how in earth did you know that?"
The drunk said, "Cause you're extremely ugly!"

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Oldy but goody - this one's got nothing to do with single women but here's mine>

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

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Speaking of cats .. is yours missing? .. check under my tyres!
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no its under my tyre! with the possum and flying fox on the windscreen.
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