Six signs that your Holden is not working properly.
1.You lose a race to a Ford. {sound familiar?}
2.You flick the blinker on your XC Combo and the baby seat shoots out the window.
3.Instead of a seat belt,your MOnaro has an old piece of rope tied to the head rest.
4.You are banned from driving your Jackaroo near the soccer pitch when you pick up the kids.
5. Despite the mag wheels,rev heads don't tell you how "hectic" your car is.
And the number 6 reason, {drum roll please,}
Your dog chooses to WALK rather than ride in the back of your ute.
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  Marcos Ambrose, V8 Supercar Champion 2003 2004.
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